That’s weird! It’s definitely done by human intervention. Pattern is too regular. What did YOU do recently?
d4d80d
That’s where your dog pees. Fertilize your lawn
1sh0t1b33r
This is the craziest shit I’ve seen. Dog peeing in those spots and lawn needs whatever it is. Start collecting urine into a pump sprayer.
Typical80sKid
What breed and diet??? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!
Iongdog
My brain really wants to think this is a manipulated image. Can you show more pics?
lucius_yakko
Deep root fertilization for the tree. Unless that’s your yard and you know for sure that wasn’t done. Looks too extreme for dog pee.
SoupOrSandwich
This is absolutely incredible, do not change anything
RepresentativeTask98
Dog pees in same spot every time. Dog eventually notices grass is getting long, doesn’t like it sprinkles tinkles. Dog walks forward 5 feet. Repeats. Dog hits fence. Dog turns right 5 feet instead. Repeats.
swmill08
This is probably the wildest image to ever grace this subreddit
Lost-Leftovers
Fertilizer spreader was probably malfunctioning. They were likely engaging the spreading mechanism and just dumping fertilizer on those spots rather than it shooting out like it should.
OR your dog is trying to communicate with aliens. Who knows?
SpicyPeanutSauce
I’m going against the grain here I don’t think it’s the dog. I’ve never seen a dog pick their piss spots in this much of a pattern and the growth is so even for the spots themselves. If it was the dog I’d expect much different growth from some areas versus it looks like all these spots were fertilized around the same time.
Loga5655
Is that where your sprinkler heads are located?
willzyx01
Has to be gnomes. I’ve seen it in Transylvania once before
IBoomerFightMe
Photo is faked but trying to look like dog piss spots
carbon-bricks
SOLVED it was a deep root fertilization for the large oak tree.
No OCD dogs here.
WaffleAndy
It’s because you just started a new season in stardew valley.
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That’s weird! It’s definitely done by human intervention. Pattern is too regular. What did YOU do recently?
That’s where your dog pees. Fertilize your lawn
This is the craziest shit I’ve seen. Dog peeing in those spots and lawn needs whatever it is. Start collecting urine into a pump sprayer.
What breed and diet??? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!
My brain really wants to think this is a manipulated image. Can you show more pics?
Deep root fertilization for the tree. Unless that’s your yard and you know for sure that wasn’t done. Looks too extreme for dog pee.
This is absolutely incredible, do not change anything
Dog pees in same spot every time. Dog eventually notices grass is getting long, doesn’t like it sprinkles tinkles. Dog walks forward 5 feet. Repeats. Dog hits fence. Dog turns right 5 feet instead. Repeats.
This is probably the wildest image to ever grace this subreddit
Fertilizer spreader was probably malfunctioning. They were likely engaging the spreading mechanism and just dumping fertilizer on those spots rather than it shooting out like it should.
OR your dog is trying to communicate with aliens. Who knows?
I’m going against the grain here I don’t think it’s the dog. I’ve never seen a dog pick their piss spots in this much of a pattern and the growth is so even for the spots themselves. If it was the dog I’d expect much different growth from some areas versus it looks like all these spots were fertilized around the same time.
Is that where your sprinkler heads are located?
Has to be gnomes. I’ve seen it in Transylvania once before
Photo is faked but trying to look like dog piss spots
SOLVED it was a deep root fertilization for the large oak tree.
No OCD dogs here.
It’s because you just started a new season in stardew valley.
Something is taking healthy shits in your lawn
https://preview.redd.it/q56yircmsr1f1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720aa4cea353dae38e2681ab56fac59b568098bf
I made this image like, two years ago. Here we goooo!!!!!
Very healthy dog shit, perfectly scattered in a random pattern across the entire lawn.
Dr Suess
Our grass has this issue as well
zoysia plugs?
I need to get on making that tiny little manure spreader that uses this uh fertilizer.
In theory, can you take that deep root fertilizer and dilute it and spray it on the grass so it all looks like that??
Bizarro grubs fortifying the roots! Check for dimensional disturbances in your basement or attic.
Hate to tell you, but you’ve got Smurfs
See how beautiful that grass is where the fertilizer was placed? Your lawn is crying for fertilizer.
This would look amazing like this with some daffodils +/- other bulbs coming up spread around the yard.
Glad it was solved – also just have to comment about how crazy this looks. Super fascinating
must be one of the brotherhood’s revitalized farm fields from Fallout…
This is impressive lol
Unrelated, but that root flare?
*chef’s kiss*
Unrelated to the grass question. What playset is that back in the corner or is that for your dog😅? Been looking for one about that size o
Scott’s spreader really are trash.
What is deep root fertilization? Why is it needed? We have 3 live Oaks!
Looks like wack-a-mole
This is a nice little tease for how good your yard could look with this amount of nutrients everywhere.
thats impressive.
Looks cool, I’d keep it
May want to fertilize the yard . A little extra liquid fertilizer would be what I’d do. Spoon feed it over a few weeks.
I like this. Lol
looks like an allergy test
Do you own a doghouse?
I’m in Illinois and mine looks just like this, only the clumps aren’t as perfectly spaced lol
You’ve got a dog!

Pee pee from an extremely talented and symmetrical doggo.